You know how white chicks that like to tan will say (and I quote!):
"I was so dark I looked like a blonde haired Mexican."
For the record:
No, you do not, did not look like a blonde haired Mexican. You look like an over processed piece of trash begging for cancer from the massive amount of concentrated UV Rays you expose yourself to daily and the excess bleach you damage your hair with every 4-6 weeks.
Seriously, I have YET to meet a Latino that looks like that.
Friday, March 20, 2009
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I so wish my aunt could see this! She always brags to the family every summer that she has to bleach her hair because people think she is Mexican.... No, she really looks like a withered old sausage someone left on the dashoboard of their car!.... Maybe she shouldn't read this though.. it's kinda mean... honest.. but mean.
I think this is a Texas thing... the wish to be Latino. I don't understand it but then again I'm not a pretty girlie girl. :)
You are Texan. You get it. :)
And if your Aunt ever makes you mad, tell her. You will enjoy the moment. It will be delicious like I hope the Elvis Treats I have cooling on my stove are. :)
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