Dear Jerk or Jerkette that hit my car yesterday (23 March 2009) between the hours of 10:00am and 3:00pm CST in the All Parking Permit lot behind the library at SFASU,
I think it was a very wise move to not leave a note. I admit, I was initially annoyed at your decision to remain anonymous but after dealing with the situation and developing my annoyance into anger I believe that your decision is in your best bodily interest. I'm not saying I would cause you to not be living anymore, just that I would treat your body the way you treated the body of my car. Fusion (that's her name, BTW, it's printed on her ass but I bet you failed to apologize to her!) is unable to speak for herself so I am forced to be an advocate for her. And that means standing up for her when she has been wronged by strangers. You, Sir/Madam, have assaulted her and this is intolerable.
The irony of your actions I'm sure never occurred to you as I'm sure the entire situation arouse because you weren't thinking about much of anything, much less where you were driving. But I digress, the IRONY here is that I arrive on campus to secure Fusion in a parking spot on the end of the aisle so that people parking next to her will not hit her with their car doors. Fusion has been with me since 30 November 2007 and we have avoided getting a ding or scratch until your contribution to her paint job.
I do agree, she would be gorgeous in black. I have seen her sisters and cousins on the road... she would be gorgeous. But I love her Moss Green coat and I adore her for what she is.
YOU, however, I do not adore and I am very very ashamed of you. I can only assume you are human because dogs have not mastered the whole "opposable thumbs" aspect of evolution yet. You need to grow up, take responsibility for your actions and pay attention when you drive. And you have big tires on your vehicle, I CAN PROVE IT! THE PROOF IS ON MY FUSION!!!! You really need to understand that vehicles are NOT TOYS!
SHAME ON YOU JERK/JERKETTE! SHAME SHAME SHAME!
If you were my puppy I'd ground you to your crate for some quiet time to think about your idiocy.
On the upside, I will decide if you're going to die after I work on the damage to see if it is removable. If it comes off, you will be spared. If it doesn't come off, I will wait patiently until I find out who you are then I'll sue your ass for a new paint job (and luckily I'll have to have her completely repainted since the bumper is fluid with the rest of her body).
That is all.
See you in hell (I'll be waiting and I'll administer quite the ass kicking!)
Love,
Jenn & Fusion
I think it was a very wise move to not leave a note. I admit, I was initially annoyed at your decision to remain anonymous but after dealing with the situation and developing my annoyance into anger I believe that your decision is in your best bodily interest. I'm not saying I would cause you to not be living anymore, just that I would treat your body the way you treated the body of my car. Fusion (that's her name, BTW, it's printed on her ass but I bet you failed to apologize to her!) is unable to speak for herself so I am forced to be an advocate for her. And that means standing up for her when she has been wronged by strangers. You, Sir/Madam, have assaulted her and this is intolerable.
The irony of your actions I'm sure never occurred to you as I'm sure the entire situation arouse because you weren't thinking about much of anything, much less where you were driving. But I digress, the IRONY here is that I arrive on campus to secure Fusion in a parking spot on the end of the aisle so that people parking next to her will not hit her with their car doors. Fusion has been with me since 30 November 2007 and we have avoided getting a ding or scratch until your contribution to her paint job.
I do agree, she would be gorgeous in black. I have seen her sisters and cousins on the road... she would be gorgeous. But I love her Moss Green coat and I adore her for what she is.
YOU, however, I do not adore and I am very very ashamed of you. I can only assume you are human because dogs have not mastered the whole "opposable thumbs" aspect of evolution yet. You need to grow up, take responsibility for your actions and pay attention when you drive. And you have big tires on your vehicle, I CAN PROVE IT! THE PROOF IS ON MY FUSION!!!! You really need to understand that vehicles are NOT TOYS!
SHAME ON YOU JERK/JERKETTE! SHAME SHAME SHAME!
If you were my puppy I'd ground you to your crate for some quiet time to think about your idiocy.
On the upside, I will decide if you're going to die after I work on the damage to see if it is removable. If it comes off, you will be spared. If it doesn't come off, I will wait patiently until I find out who you are then I'll sue your ass for a new paint job (and luckily I'll have to have her completely repainted since the bumper is fluid with the rest of her body).
That is all.
See you in hell (I'll be waiting and I'll administer quite the ass kicking!)
Love,
Jenn & Fusion
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