Saturday, February 14, 2009

Scrubs Quotes



Denise: Watch the lip, Grandpa. Because you wouldn't be the first old man I beat up.
Dr. Kelso: Hah! I like her. She's got girl balls.

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Denise: I wish I was emotionally healthy enough to love someone so much that I died after they did. I was with that dude last night. Only way I'm going to die after him is if he had a heart attack while he was on top of me. Crap, I just turned myself on.

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